Lyrics

Let’s take another crack at Melissa Moraine, shall we?

Verse 1:
Melissa Moraine of Halsberry Lane
Has the messiest room known to man.
The trash and debris fill the floor like a sea
That’s held by the door like a dam!

There are roots, there are leaves from deciduous trees
Which have started to grow in the mix,
While mushrooms of mold grow on food that’s so old
That the odor is pungent and crisp.

Verse 2:
I went there to visit - to see how she did it -
How she got to her bed from the door.
She had to jump in from above and then swim
For an hour before she reached shore.

Now I’m not denying (or else I’d be lying)
That some kids are messy, it’s plain.
But I’ve never seen a more hideous thing
Than the room of Melissa Moraine!

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Chorus:
Messy room! You know that I mean it.
You gotta, gotta, gotta go clean it.
It’s a messy room! You know we’ve all seen it.
Now you gotta, gotta go clean it.
It’s a messy room! You gotta go clean it!
You gotta, gotta, gotta go clean it.
It’s a messy room! You gotta go clean it.
You gotta, gotta, gotta go clean it.

It’s a messy roooooom!