Lyrics

Excuse me I’m sorry for buggin’ you sir
but I’d hate for this booger linger
And as you can see that me hands are both tied
Do you think you could lend me a finger

A finger to fight it
A sleevie to swipe it
I promise it’s nothin’ to fear

It ain’t a boogie monster
Hangin’ out under your clothes
It’s just a monster boogie
Danglin’ away in me nose

Oh my what a bind but you're ever so kind
As this booger is kind of a clinger
You got it in time but assessin’ the slime
Do you fancy it bein’ a flinger

A clinger a flinger
A real humdinger
Me head is beginnin’ to clear

It’s not a boogie monster
But oh what a big one it be
It’s just a monster boogie
And I thank you for yankin’ it free

It’s not a boogie monster
But oh what a big one it be
It’s just a monster boogie
And I thank you for yankin’ it free

You dug it in deep and you gave it a sweep
You saved me from bein’ a minger